Basterd Bat

Basterd Bat


Tired of Nazis ruining your day. Clean up the scum with the Praetorian Basterd bat. Aldo the Apache would be honored if you joined the Basterds to help take down the Third Reich. Made from American ash wood. Our Basterd is not a toy or a cheesy prop bat, this is pure American Savagery.

*Each Basterd is handcrafted and one of a kind, please allow up to two weeks for us to get her to the post office for its journey home to you.

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Own a one of a kind Basterd bat. We have recreated the infamous Bear Jew Bat. Each bat is made with an authentic American made wooden baseball bat with hand written with the names of the Basterds and Jewish heroes of WWII. Topped with a star of David to let those German killers know who they are messing with. Don’t just stick this piece in the corner, upgrade your bat with our Basterd Bat Wall Mount. Praetorian Ventures is Veteran owned and operated in Huntington Beach, California.

If your bat is a gift, please write the name of the lucky recipient in the notes section on checkout.

*Because each Basterd is handcrafted and one of a kind, please allow up to two weeks for us to get it to the post office for her journey home to you.

International Customers, please contact us for a shipping quote. 

Dimensions & Materials

  • 32-34″ Long x 4″ Wide x 2-4″ thick
  • Ash Wood
  • 100% Awesome


Artistry meets Functionality

Most products on the market today are made from a template in a Chinese sweat shop. You don’t want to be a cog in a machine, you want products that express your creativity and individual style. An immense amount of pride and craftsmanship goes into each of our offerings. Our gear is tested and used by our team and operators across the globe.

  • Unique Designs to fit your style
  • Utility and Comfort
  • Handmade in the USA
  • Praetorian Ventures, LLC is Veteran owned and operated

All of our products are handmade and may differ slightly from the photo listed. Don’t see your favorite shape or color, contact us for custom options.

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