Merry F@ck!n Christmas Bat

Merry F@ck!n Christmas Bat

$199.00

Had enough of the holidays? We have the perfect bat to help you survive Christmas!

This is Christmas, and it is awesome. Own a piece of the zombie apocalypse and rule your own saviors. Praetorian Ventures bat is no joke. Made from American ash wood and US steel barbed wire our bat weighs in at over 4 pounds and 32-34″ long. This is not a toy or a cheesy prop bat, she is pure American Badassery.

*Each bat is handcrafted and one of a kind, please allow up to two weeks for us to get her to the post office for her journey home to you.

Availability: In Stock

Wood Burned Customization

Would you like a custom touch to your Lucille? Praetorian can personalize your bat with the wood burned name of your choice.

Custom Name Text

Please enter the name exactly as you would like it to appear on your bat.

Blood Vial

Upgrade your Lucille with some fake blood.

Custom Finish

Grip

Description

Own a one of a kind xmas bat.  Whether you are a hardcore  fan, cosplayer, and collector, our handmade  gear is perfect for you. This bat is made with an authentic American made wooden baseball bat hand wrapped with USA red brand barbed wire. Praetorian Ventures is Veteran owned and operated in Huntington Beach, California.

If your bat is a gift, please write the name of the lucky recipient in the notes section on checkout.

*Because each bat is handcrafted and one of a kind, please allow up to two weeks for us to get her to the post office for her journey home to you.

International Customers, please contact us for shipping quote. 

Dimensions & Materials

  • 32-34″ Long x 4″ Wide x 2-3″ thick
  • Red Wood
  • White Steel Barbed Wire
  • Battery Powered Christmas Lights
  • 100% Awesome

 

Artistry meets Functionality

Most products on the market today are made from a template in a Chinese sweat shop. You don’t want to be a cog in a machine, you want products that express your creativity and individual style. An immense amount of pride and craftsmanship goes into each of our offerings. Our gear is tested and used by our team and operators across the globe.

  • Unique Designs to fit your style
  • Utility and Comfort
  • Handmade in the USA
  • Praetorian Ventures, LLC is Veteran owned and operated

All of our products are handmade and may differ slightly from the photo listed. Don’t see your favorite shape or color, contact us for custom options.

Additional information

Blood

Abraham, Glenn, Walker Blood

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